In the beginning…

God created the blog, so he could blog about his new creation. But God realized there was no one there to read the blog, so God created people. Unfortunately those people liked the blog a little TOO much and here we are today. But hey, my blog is kinda cool too.

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Basically I have this website because my friend COLLIN bought alvaromichael.com as a joke, and at first I didn’t realize it. Then when I was unemployed I thought, “Hm, I should make a website to advertise myself so that employers will like me.” When I went to buy the domain, I realized it was already taken. I thought, “Huh?” and then I thought, “Collin!” So I texted him DEMANDING to have my website domain and he put up a good fight but ultimately relented and relinquished. Then I got hired (at last) and so now I just have this website. And thus, I believe I should do something with it, since I’m paying for it (with money).

Incidentally, I currently have covid. This is my second time around — last time I got it was two years ago. I should have gotten my new covid shots but I kept shrugging it off. “I’ll do it later.” Now I must pay the CONSEQUENCES. I have been sneezing a lot. It’s about as bad as the last time.